5 posts tagged “moped army”
Throw a kit on that bitch!
Moped music is delightful. Murder Club / Peddy Cash. Awesome video.
What were you doing one year ago today?
Submitted by CassandraMorgan.
Getting inducted into the Hells Satans Moped Gang.
This is what I wrote about it:
So last night I got invited to officially join the Hells Satans. There was a ceremony involving jumping my moped through flaming hoops and being doused in Possum blood. It was fucking awesome!!!
They made a video for their winter rally, which Amy and I are attending, in Tempe, AZ over New Year's.
Death Rides a moped.
Plus, I get to spend the whole frickin' week with Erin, who is one of my favorite humans EVARRR. I am so excited about this entire thing that I basically can't control myself. I am overwhelmed with the awesome.
I'm planning a trip this winter. I'm going to The Tom Cruiser's rally, SausageFest 1. Also I get to spend my time with this crazy bitch, as she also lives in Tempe, and HOLY SHIT, AWESOMENESS EXPLOSION.
I love Erin like a fat kid loves cake. Like, I want to cram her into my mouth. I LOVE HER IN A DIRTY WAY. No, really, she is like the hilarious best friend I've always wished lived next door, she is always up for doing some shooters in the kitchen at midnight, and ... I love her in the way that I have waited my whole life to know a girl as awesome as she is. If you know her, you know what I mean. She is incredible.
Also, I have a huge crush on all of the Tom Cruiser's. Their icons are all unicorn imagery, like a unicorn and a little girl eating candy, two unicorns touching paws and horns. Their van is totally awesome, they all have dreamcatchers and ridiculous southwestern kitsch shit all zip-tied to their mopeds, and they are just the awesomest moped gang alive. Plus, they just voted in the cutest girl in the Moped Army, Kentucky Anne, who was their first-ever girl, and a damn fine one at that.
Basically, I am more excited about this trip than I thought possible. I just found a plane ticket for $263, and I'm going to book it. RIGHT NOW.
Graffiti, please.
