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Wasn't there a time, when I first knew you, that you in fact liked kids? Or is thing sort of tongue in cheek?
I hate kids too. Can we get a two-for-one deal?

what? you want to babysit my kids? AWESOME! :)

What is missing is the silhouette of a kid with Heelys racing through the grocery store.

I HATE those heely shoes.
I was thinking the same thing re: the Heelys. I was even trying to figure out if one of those silhouettes was just a bad drawing of a Heely kid.
I like specific kids, but I dislike kids in general. I find most children these days to be over-indulged, spoiled rotten, entitled little shit-brats.

Especially the ones wearing heelys. More importantly: Why has no one made Heelys for adults? I would rock that shit for REALZ.
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I wonder if I could wear this to work? (I'll be working in a speech/language clinic. with kids. haw!)

they make Heelys in my size! ha ha ha!!!
You can get heelys from zappos.com in womens sizes up to 9 or you can buy boys/mens sizes up to a mens 9 which is a 42 european, i think.

How are things going with the lawyer and contractor?
I keep my lawyer/contractor posts neighborhood only, so as to keep my ranting off the search pages. I think if you add me to your neighborhood, you can see those posts.

Dude, all hockey playin kids wear Heelys. I'd wear them 24/7 like Tootie on Facts of Life if I didn't think I'd wipe out and break my ass. We have a lot of slate tile floors here at The Company.

I like babies more than bigger kids who can talk and sass you.

I want Heelys too (oops, first I typed Hellys, had to change it).

Can you imagine wearing those in NYC? "Get outta my fukkin' way!"

Let's start our own Roller Derby league on Heelys.

Dude, you fuckin' love my kid. Admit it. Don't even bother admitting it. I already know it.
I like kids in small groups, nay, 3-5. Even better if they can't talk or they are learning to talk. Teenagers though? I want to punch in the neck.

Heelys should be banned.
See, I weirdly like kids better when they are slightly older, and know the difference between being polite and rude, and can choose to behave in whatever way they see fit. I tend to like most of the 10-15 year olds I meet, but maybe I'm just lucky to know some really neat, funny, smart 10-15 year olds.
consider yourself EXTREMELY lucky. Now that my (bratty) brother is 14, I completely understand the concept of boarding school. And he's not naughty as much as he is... 14. Obnoxious little know-it-all. Seriously, I'll take an infant with a bad temper and green diarrhea anyday. ha ha ha

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