Newsflash! Humans: Still a Bunch of Pricks!

I helped a local neighbor find her cat recently TWICE when he ran away, over a mile away from home both times.  She wouldn't make him an indoor-only cat because she said he sat and cried by the door, and was "too annoying."   So she got him back the second time (from a location almost 2 miles away) and DECIDED TO GIVE HIM AWAY.   Well, I'm glad I went to all that work to help you find your fucking beloved pet just so you could just get annoyed and get rid of him!   Fucking shithead.

I'm adding her to the list of people I hope DIE IN A FIRE.  Also on that list:  You, soccer mom in the Yukon XL who took a 15-point turn to get your monstrous SUV into your spot in front of CVS today.   DIE IN A FIRE.

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GiGi

Has she already given him to someone? Or can you lay hands on him to find him a better Forever Home?

I am thinking bad things for those people.

styro
He apparently escaped again, so I'm going to find him again and STEAL HIM FOR GOOD THIS TIME.
styro
Also, I volunteered to take him, but she gave him to some people with a farm. Who have never relocated a cat, so he's going to wander off and get lost the first day there and starve to death and be eaten by cougars.

Seriously, if I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes, I would torch the fuck out of that lady.
schmoogie

Holy CRAP!

schmoogie

(vox ate the rest of my comment)

RUN JASPAR!!! RUN FOR STYRO!!!! Can you offer to buy him from her? I'll pitch in $50 if it will keep him off the farm. And I'm dead serious.

styro
We're going to look for him, but I feel like at this point, it's out of my hands. I hope for the best for him, and I hope the people at the farm are nice to him and that he realizes he should not wander... SIGH.
JamiJett

People are disgusting. What will be worth burning her house down is if she gets another cat. Which is probably not all that unlikely.

GiGi
Remember that Animal Cops show from Animal Planet? Those people were all so cool, and I remember once or twice where the perps "fell down" on their way to the station. And good for them! Police brutality for the win! People who do shit like this need to be punched in the eye.
Eden M. Kennedy
If she's such a crappy pet owner it's probably best for her not to have a cat, but then why not give the cat to you? She probably couldn't bear the daily reminder of her ineptitude, seeing her cat in your window having a lovely life.
Eden M. Kennedy
If she's such a crappy pet owner it's probably best for her not to have a cat, but then why not give the cat to you? She probably couldn't bear the daily reminder of her ineptitude, seeing her cat in your window having a lovely life.
pagalina
since you're updating on various and sundry assholes, i was wondering if old man car honker has honked any more since you crushed his spirit? :)

And my hubby had a basset hound that went to "live on a farm"... i hope for jasper's sake there is actually a farm... i'm just saying.
styro
Honky McHonkerson has STOPPED HONKING! I can't believe his dementia hasn't powered through my request yet, but we haven't noticed the honking resuming, which is great. Harassing old people FOR THE WIN!
pagalina
it's the small victories...

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