Epic mistake

I drank an entire bottle of prosecco by myself last night while watching a terrible romantic comedy.  I texted danielle like 100 times.  Sorry for blowing up your phone, D.

I haven't been drunk by myself in a long time.  It was kind of awesome.  Allen thought I was hilarious when he got home.  WOO WASTED!

surprisingly, i feel damn good today.  I hope i am not still drunk.

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Ballstein Models
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I was dying with laughter. You were in classic form, lady.

"I would seriously stab a hobo for a cigarette right now."
"I am becacssed [sic] evalu [sic] embarrss [sic] by being a girl. Evalu i cant [sic] type."

DYING.
pagalina
Great blackmail material miss D.
GiGi
ha ha ha! You watched Pretty Woman, didn't you? ;-) [I saw the commercial for the TBS replay]

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