35!

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Happy birthday darlin'! I'm calling you and I've sent a (very late) card. But I'm going to give you your presents in person, which is like a present for me, too!
35 and stayin' alive!
35 ain't no jive!
35 gives me hives!

That's all i've got.
Happy birthday! A middle aged friend of ours told Noah on his 35th birthday -"If you're lucky, you're halfway there!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday, lady! Looks like we'll be having a big ol' gift exchange in NY, but look for a pretty ridiculous card in the mail.
Happy birthday ladycakes!
WOOOOOOOO!! Happy birthday! xoxoxo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday from the land of corn!
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Happy Birthday, a day late! There are about 450,000 cats who are very grateful that you exist on this planet, but even all of them probably aren't as happy as all of us on the Intarwebs are.

Hope it was all that and a bag of tortilla chips with your kickass salsa.

Happy Happy! 35, the year of the bride! WOOOT.

belated wishes, lady– hope your natal anny was a good one!
Honest to god, i feels like just the other day you were 29.

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